Jun 7, 2010

STRIPTEASE

Russian quote of the day:
'I remove electrons from atoms and call it Striptease.'

Could this happen anywhere but in Russia, calling electron removal
striptease?
I mean for heaven's sake, Russia is the country
where stripping is done with the clouds. I heard...

If the whether is bad, the pilots go up and spread magic powder (?)
on the clouds to make them evaporate. But only over Moscow.
All the people in Moscow will aim their look to the sky and
see only sun.
The people south of the magic sun border will carry umbrellas
and curse at their neighbors, because due to the fact that someone
has sunny wether they have to pay with rain.
That sucks.

Katarina infects mice with genital herpes and remove their vagina, lymph nodes,
spleen, marrow and call it exotic dancing.

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